My Fellow Arizonans ~

If you support the new AZ immigration law SB1070 as I mostly certainly do, I want to give you a friendly reminder to not employ (directly or indirectly) any illegal immigrants to:

~ clean your home / office building
~ mow your lawn/tend your yard
~ work as daily labor on your home remodeling or repairs
~ pick or harvest the fruits and vegetables you purchase from the market
~ work in restaurant kitchens as busboys, cooks, dishwashers, etc
~ ___________________________ (space to add in occupations as needed)

We all know what they look and sound like:

~ light brown skin
~ dark hair (straight or curly)
~ accent of some sort

In fact, we should probably make the authorities aware if we see anyone who looks and sounds like that providing any of those services mentioned above. That would only help enforce SB1070 and obviously, promote good citizenship as well. So be sure if you spot these folks at your neighbors' house or in their yard, installing your new custom closets or reroofing your house, unloading trucks at any big box stores (WalMart, Costco, Target, KMart, _____________ (space to add in other stores as identified), or participating in many other low-paying jobs, you call the authorities... or at least let your neighbors / others know they could be acting as accessories to crime.

I know if you support SB1070 like I do, you don't employ any of these folks yourselves or contribute to the problem by shopping for the lowest price produce or eating out at restaurants, so it's not an issue for you.

Just think - if we can mitigate the illegal immigration problem, we'll pull out of the recession, housing values will rise again, more Americans will be employed in jobs they've been trying to score for years, our children won't be held back in school by the drain on resources and distractions, and our healthcare and welfare costs will plummet (I'm sure you've done the math too, right?), violent crime, no wait, street crime, no wait, gang crime will become a thing of the past!

There won't be anyone left to rear end our cars or cause other car accidents while violating our auto insurance laws either! Oh, but wait, I forgot that we want to eliminate insurance laws/mandates. As freedom loving patriots, we all know that it's unAmerican to pass a law requiring insurance coverage. What to do? What to do?

The services mentioned above as well as characteristics and potential improvements to our system are only what I could come up with, and I'm sure you may know of more. Maybe I'm wrong on all of this, but it's so straightforward, right?